The leader of morgens, Neal was raised in a bad part of town by a conspiracy-theorist father and an inattentive mother. She subscribed heart and soul to the punk movement of the 80s, has served time on behalf of her gang, prefers scotch, and is a Virgo.

An army dropout and co-leader of the side of morgens you’d rather not cross. April was kind of wild in high school- a lot of drinking and undirected teenage rebellion. Now her easily-summoned nasty side has business potential. April is a Pisces, and can shoot ambidextrously.

She leads the muscle side of morgens with April. Throughout her youth she was treated as the first son, given that her brother is crippled and her sister showed no interest in la cosa nostra. Kayla likes cheap beer, is too serious for anyone to handle, and is an Aquarius.

The FBI really dropped the ball when they failed to recruit Camille. She is a top-notch sniper, a double agent extraordinaire, and  an unrepentantly militant feminist. She is afraid of bugs and hates cheap beer.

Winona claims that she started by stealing cheap food items (especially when she wasn’t even hungry) and from there it was “a long, slippery slope.” Nona is probably the only fashion-conscious gangster and is a Scorpio.

One of the younger generation, Jaque is still in high school when she can be forced to go. She has worked at a local dojo for years, teaching classes and mopping the floors. Jaque is an Aries and a runaway.

Basically a golden retriever. Sprung from upper class loins and raised on a steady diet of Ralph Lauren and tennis lessons, Ross always knew she was destined for things other than country clubs and a communications degree.